


Pickles

by Cukeygirl



Category: iCarly
Genre: Humor, Romance
Language: English
Status: Completed
Published: 2011-07-08
Updated: 2011-07-08
Packaged: 2015-03-16 18:13:30
Rating: K+
Chapters: 1
Words: 482
Publisher: www.fanfiction.net
Story URL: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/7160569/1/
Author URL: https://www.fanfiction.net/u/719383/Cukeygirl
Summary: Just a random one-shot. slight drabble. how do pickles define Freddie and sam's relationship? SEDDIE





	Pickles

Pickles

A/N : So I thought I could do a few one shots well more like drabbles to see what I can come up with. The following fic took me less than half an hour to write and edit and post here we go.

Sam loved food. It wasn't just an opinion it was a fact. Whether it was cold food, (bacon flavored ice cream), or hot food (chicken noodle soup), or room temperture (Peanut butter sandwich). She loved all food.

But one food particular food had a soft spot in her heart. Pickles. They weren't her favorite (ham) or her most hated (anything vegetable like) but they held a soft spot. And it all had to do with one interesting conversation she had with her new boyfriend, Freddie Benson.

It had started out as a random debate on what was better pickles or forks. Freddie had picked pickles.

"I have my reason." He smirked when Sam asked him if he was sure.

"You're letting him pick first?" Carly asked surprised.

"Well he's my bf, I gotta be nice to him... sometimes." Sam shrugged as she gnawed on a chicken drumstick.

Freddie chuckled and Carly just shook her head. She had given up understanding their relationship almost as soon as they began dating.

The debate began, Carly filmed.

"You sure you wanna do this?" Sam asked again.

"Positive." Freddie said firmly.

"Okay..." Sam shrugged."I'm here to speak on behalf of forks."

"And I will be discussing the importance of pickles." Freddie said with a deadpan expression.

"Forks are one of the most important inventions in the human history."

"Pickles are one of the best snacks out there for you."

"Without forks we'd all have to eat our noodles with our fingers, and who knows how many of you actually wash your hands... I know I don't."

"Without pickles no one would want to grow cucumbers anymore and farmers would lose a lot of money."

"Forks has way more uses than pickles do."

"Pickles can be eaten on anything from a sandwich to a salad to a hotdog."

"Without forks the spoons and knives of the world would be lonely... like Freddie used to be."

"Hey! No direct insults!"

"I wasn't insulting, you used to be lonely till i took pity on you." Sam rolled her eyes.

Freddie smirked. "Pickles are awesome because they remind me of the best girlfriend in the world. They are sour, sweet, crispy, but oh so addicting and I wouldn't want to be in a world without them or her."

Sam stared at Freddie for a whole minute in silence.

"Uh... Sam... Sam!" Carly hissed.

"I forfeit."

Sam lunged at Freddie and knocked him down with a heavy kiss.

Carly turned the camera to herself and smiled. "Uh... yeah... well that's all the time we have left!"


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